As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt
As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines…I feel your pain. (literally)
As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross
as a non healthcare person… I’ve now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx
I worked as an assistant in a plastic surgery office for a while as well, and I had to clean lipoaspirate out of the suction tube/syringe and the erlenmyer flask it was emptied into. That was still preferable to the time it got splattered on my scrubs because the surgeon emptied it into a kidney basin the first time. (The flask was my idea to prevent getting splattered again.)
Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.
One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.
As an ED tech, I had to clean up C diff and chemo diarrhea off patients, beds, floors, and commodes multiple times. ED boarding meant that patients that should have been admitted to hospital rooms that had a bathroom attached were stuck in the ED for hours or even days.
As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat
“Frig off, Debrah!”
He may have some liver fat
He has the liver of ten thousand beers
He could be into inflation play.
Don’t kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play
I have to take this opportunity to link this incredibly funny short describing how foie gras is made
I have no concerns if he wants to force feed himself grain mash in the privacy of his own home. I draw the line at involving innocent waterfowl, though.
I’ll go one step further - even if the goose is convicted in a court of law they still shouldn’t be subjected to this.
Wouldn’t a goose be convicted by a court of kangaroos?
There’s my prince!
You hear that ladies? He is single.
He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.
He already said he was a trucker.
He is the truck
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With a belly this big I’m sure has some health issues going on there
It should say, I drive truck
this guy kicks ass
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Making this your profile picture takes guts.
Well yeah… Guts are the majority of the photo 😂
Or just one big one
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I genuinely don’t understand how people live like that.
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America breeds people like this
The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He’s clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who’s obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.
They eat a lot.
and prob drink a lot. can’t drink on the job so you overindulge in your time off. ask me how I know.
How do you know?
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depends on your line of work. but more than you’d think.
C O N S U M E
consummation
I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
That bitch hates patriotism.
Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.
His profile pic is a flag.
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I can’t help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.
Absolute unitHad a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.
The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat
There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.
I call it the keg.
I used to have a mighty one pack, right out of high school my abs were a giant block of solid muscle. Theeeen I went to college and it just became fat.
Ten thousand crunches every morning
Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?
A distended muscle enhanced and angered by alcohol & burgers
Kingpin body
I have to respect the confidence.
