Now I know why I’m overcome with gayness whenever the north wind blows.

I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

Vote it into office. I mean a even a giant eldritch horror from beyond has probably diddled less children than our current leadership. Probably more eloquent too.

Speculation you say? I’ll take three!

Lol, Spaceballs is the perfect format for this.

No, what are beans?

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Poor kitty

I just broke my 12 year streak of not having a car. I took a job as a city bus driver. Whaddya do when you’re supposed to run the first bus out of the garage and it’s too snowy to bike? I feel like a failure and a jerk. But I am trying to move close to the depot, so hopefully I could walk.

Aldi is the shit

I got a rice cooker recently, great investment. I pan fry up whatever, some protein and vegetables, I’ve got a few good recipes going. With rice. I’ve been eating healthier and way cheaper. Tonight was chicken, green beans, and various seasonings. Was delicious af and cost me like 1.50$, if that.

I recently got a Pixel 9, really hoping it will last the full 7 years

It’s almost like capitalism is bullshit

They’re huge and dumb. They can trample, and did i mention how huge they are? The first time I saw one up close it was a surprise to the both of us. About shat myself.

And garbage pail kids

RIP Hambe. He was the best of us.

There were Romans (basically Greek cosplayers), some dude with elephants who may or may not have been a cannibal. Then some dude got nailed to some lumber for trying to tell people to chill and love eachother. A few thousand years of fighting about that. Columbo sailed to India but found Aztecs instead. The cubs finally won… And that about brings us up to date.

Why does something being “stock” excuse it from nuisance laws? Fucking 8 billion lumen headlights, ridiculous exhausts, completely unnecessarily large vehicles, and blasting stereos are the bane of my commute and work day. And people have them for no other reason than because.

And putting any sort of sound kit on an ev should be a crime. Fucking safety!? Really?

Oh! And also blizzards are gonna start soon in some of the higher mountain passes. So if you’re going that way some winter kit so you don’t freeze to death in case of emergency!