🎶 Penis nine-to-five … 🎶

Worse than what?

That’s just a regular robber

It honestly is funny, but it’s just even more pathetic how the CHUDs couldn’t handle it.

It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

It’s both.

I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not

What a stupid idiot

It’s a bit weird reading this comment after several that were nothing but thoughtful and supportive.

Imagine how we feel dealing with yours.

“Low quality?” This is succinct and fully accurate.

The Boo-man show

Scary Poppins

You and I have different definitions of “horrifying”

Field of Screams

I just bought a new heating element when that happened to me.

I might go back with some acetone now after reading others’ comments.

Meanwhile, Gen X:

It’s a boulder the size of a small boulder

Skeet

No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.