Danny Devito wearing an eyepatch

I feel seen

'Gina

I did

I can’t shout loud enough for people 900 miles away to hear me

Just have a good ol’ fashioned fuck-off

They said “No.”

Right, so it’s not really an iPod Nano.

There’s not gonna be any storage on it, though at that point there could be.

Oh wow, it can get shittier?

“Repopulate?” Motherfucker, we’re always at peak

Except those unreliable hunks of junk are always breaking down

TBF, it wasn’t really that widely known until he started tweeting like mad.

That is correct.

6’3½"

Harvey

Read the damn article, buddy.

No, the comment was clearly directed at the author. Why would I call everyone, collectively, a singular dumbass?

And why would you not answer the question in the context of the article?

They should name the kid Samsung

Only if their sibling is Nadir