Don’t you have some meat to smoke, Zuck?

An alien invasion couldn’t possibly make things worse.

Or be a really shitty copper merchant

That ends up making things kinda sticky tho

Nope, that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.

I agree that the wordplay is more fun, but it paints marshmallows in a negative light, which doesn’t really track.

Were you trying to say “harsh their mellow?”

Wouldn’t expect anything more poetic from “Team Shit.”

Looks like a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning

Why do you have to be on a bus to drink it?

You should correct their spelling of “bullshit”

Been doing that since the start of 2025 and it’s really been paying off.

Indeed.

What is the FED? That seems like something the Fed would be in control of.

What does FED stand for? Federal Eserve Dystem?

They’re still repeating bullshit.

He’d already said enough racist shit to make it quite obvious.

But at least he died doing what he loved, advocating for gun violence.

reject racism and homophobia

Sure, Jan

OMG that looks exactly like my cat that is meowing at me this exact moment

Early mouse controls were godawful, and I wound up never gaming with a mouse for 3D navigation.

I knew one person who used the mouse Y-axis for forward movement in Quake. CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP on a severely beaten mousepad the whole time.