Most of them. But as you get older, people just drift apart. Ex or not. Some stick some don’t

Hey at least you’re brave and free.

It blew mi mind today when i read that people work at Walmart AND collect food stamp. What is even the point of working if you can’t afford to live?

30 years in the military and a shitty person? Man that is so weird, how could it be?

Well she was able to admit that she was probably wrong.

That’s why americans loove these clowns so much. It’s what they know from shows they watch and what they aspire to be.

Delicious palm oil

Before cars, people often just died because they couldn’t walk

Picking up a child in the child killer 3000 that says WAR on it. Yeah, probably a really nice guy

Yokozuna by the Garlicboys

We walked and biked even skied to school in the winter. Some kids had quite the journey. Now my nephew is 8 and and there are like 20 cars waiting in front of the school, or the closest they can drive. They also complained that it’s pretty dangerous because of all the traffic, not realising that they are the traffic. No car would be there without them. It’s madness.

I dated a girl who was actually like that. It was insane to listen to and realising it’s not a joke. She lived near a bridge with foot and car traffic. They painted the bridge with waves and made it so pedestrians could just cross the street and cars have to be careful. And it was a 20km/h zone anyway, so more like: this is a foot bridge, but cars can go over too.

I wasn’t from there, i was driving over the bridge and people were criss crossing and i just snuck by. She said something like: you nnow you can just drive and they have to move. I just kinda nodded while still creeping over the bridge. When we came home, same thing. She said: sometimes i just speed up and hit the breaks, really scares them and they move.

When i watched season 6 i thought, yeah it’s kind of bad, but at least, i can always go back whenever i feel like and still enjoy the good episodes. It got worse and worse and by the end of season 7 i wasn’t really sure if i even wanna see the next season. When i did see it, i realised that i will probably never go back to watch it. I didn’t even know it was possible to retroactively ruin a show for me. It’s kinda impressive

I was never super into it, i only watched it sonetimes when my girlfriend was watching it.

Aside from not finding it very funny to begin with, i never really got the premise. The whole show was the guy telling his children how he met their mother. Whenever he dated someone it was like: is it gonna be her?? Is it her?? And there was an on and off thing with the other main character. Omg is it her? But the children have to know the name of their own mother. So they know and he’s just telling them who he banged before he met their mother?

No grift? A 300 million mcmansion?

Almost had to read a naughty word. That was fucking close you cunt ass bitch

Imagine that. Two or three seasons for a tv show always srem like the sweet spot. Same with movies. Terminator, great. Terminator 2, even better. Terminator 3 to wherever we are now, what the fuck even is this?

I think a lot of people watch long lasting tv shows out of habit, not because they are good or holding up. Bob’s burger is the only exception i can think off, and maybe some other niche shows, if they are good they are good and if they have more to say, go ahead.

One of my favourite shows used to be community. I have the fondest memories watching it for the first time. Now every time i rewatch it i got reminded that only the first two seasons are really good, and then it just falls apart.

I remember when skate 3 was released. It was the biggest sports game of the year. It outsold even FIFA. BUUUUUUUT, fifa fans are so deranged that they spend like 2 Billions in micro transactions that EA obviously spend all their efforts into making more FIFA and no more skate. Except now Skate. Obviously, and we all know how shit this turned out.

You can just order a hamburger via uber eats™ for only 30 dollars. Youtubers told me that’s really smart actually

I love how in game everyone dislikes molly, but everyone who plays the game would die for that lovable hunk of junk.