Dumbest motherfucker of all time.
Yoink
Please don’t tap on the window or he will start smearing his feces
He probably doesn’t like to listen to any music, but my guess is his handlers chose Richard Wagner.
Barely drinks water either is imagine. Body by Diet Coke.
Id love to take the beast out for a ride and see what she can do
god damn why does he look like a fuckin corpse with clown paint on
Because hes almost dead.
Almost isn’t soon enough.
So many federal employees losing their jobs and this guy is wasting millions of dollars to go play golf and funnel public money into his hotel.
This, by the way, is why I hate AI. My first thought was “fucking AI post”. I hate that I can’t trust the things I see.
Same I also hate the dorks that Ai panacea everything.
Some high-res versions if anyone is interested
He’s so OLD
Sleepy Don
“No, no one is coming. I TOLD you never to leave the doors locked”
“Where is the handle? It’s all computer!!”
He looks like a bearded dragon inhabiting a human body. Frankly, I can’t be convinced that he isn’t one.
Bearded dragons are way too cool to be compared to him.
Insulting to all the beautiful bearded dragons out there!
Window licker
Alert! Window licker in the White House.
Shnoz berries taste like shnoz berries?
Do windows taste as good as boots?
“THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHICC”
Prolly orgasming during phone sex with daddy vladdy
Reminder to roll down your windows when pets are in the car
Normally I’d agree with you, and I never thought I’d have an exception to leaving someone locked in a hot car, yet here we are…
OMG this just broke the internet, at least it broke me 🤣
He’s just trying to scare away potential predators
