My fingies hurt just looking at them. Half of them will bend when cutting a banana, and the other half will split your skin when you try.

Looked it up and those are, indeed, the jubblies I witnessed.

For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.

Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.

Tried this for a bit. My body did not appreciate the amount of oil going into me. Delicious, though!

The trick to it is that you use twice the garlic, but hold half of the garlic until the last few minutes of cooking. If you have sensitive bowels, add them 5+ minutes before the dish is finished. 3 minutes before it’s finished, if you’re feeling secure.

▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ whereupon the room 
exploded in agreement that Zuckerberg’s 
bloodstained hands delivered the killing 
stroke. “He’s still smiling. 
He can’t even hide it.” 
▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇the▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
▇▇▇

I goddamn well hope so

Dang, now I have to go outside to find white supremacists.

So long as it inspires a question in the audience I’m specifically targeting, I’m not just satisfied, I’m downright chuffed! But, to clarify, the joke was the same premise as yours. Utilize a pleasant comparison to produce abject horror. Dogs and makeup shouldn’t be men, or vice versa.

Whether it’s due to autism, childhood, or naivety, I’m taken seriously fairly often on this site when I intend to joke. I’ve decided that linking poes law is enough. If people can’t sense something peculiar with a hint that large, it’s on them. You seem to understand that my joke was derivative of yours, so my explanation was aimed at explaining why I linked the article, rather than the article itself

And women also love makeup, so be sure to come ready to emulate it! You can practice in the mirror, covering your face with your hands to learn how to produce the look you’re going for. And grasp tight! No one likes it when makeup slips!

Avoid talking to the police.

I can fairly comfortably fall five feet. Any higher than that, particularly with something in my hand, I would not choose to do any more than I have to. I’m cleaning gutters, pressure washing siding, and painting walls, but not happily.

Alcohol would explain why someone would purchase the fuck off monstrosity that is the ram. Renting a truck is a better option 99% of the time.

Saying something and putting it into action are entirely different. If he does it, I will personally build a statue of musk.

I cannot fathom voluntarily adding hazard cleaning to my monthly routine. I envy your resolve.

I had a friend with a high foyer. They had to dust it with a ladder. Every time I saw it happen, I didn’t think “this is feasible.” No, I wondered which homicidal idiot designed it and which sadomasochist chose it.

I’m terrified of installing anything that I cannot easily clean. These people are utterly fearless.

It was an important lesson. She had absolutely no clue what she was talking about, every word was pulled from elsewhere. From someone else. Was she approached by an AI company? Did trump tell her to say it? Did Elon tell trump to make her say it? I’m guessing the lattermost