Only time I’ve seen an ethical love potion plot was a cute little comic featuring a couple looking to spice things up due to mutual boredom. They split a love potion, but neither changed their behavior. Both remained bored together, but with slight, visible smiles.

You’re asking a question without a complete answer, as it’s a complex system in active research, but truthfully, I only know of a couple offhandedly. Some strains of lactobacillus occupy space largely benignly, and some E. coli produce vitamin k. But mostly, they’re just eating and multiplying. Hit up Wikipedia for an abundance of specifics.

Some perform tasks, but they largely just take up space, and that’s a good thing. Your body’s full of materials that malignantly pathogenic bacteria would love to get their hands on. Bacteria that are largely incapable of doing anything to us take up space that would otherwise be occupied. You’d likely prefer an old squatter living in your walls, rather than a crackhead. You’d probably choose an electrician, but that’s life. Better they’re largely benign than overtly and desperately malicious.

You factually do have a viral balance in your internal ecosystem. Bacteriophages cull populations, and some viruses hyper-specialize in attacking cancer. There are more examples, but I can’t immediately recall

Take some of those same bacteria and set them directly against the intestinal lining without any of the delicious mucus in the way and you’ll have a slightly unpleasant time. And I’m being literal. It’ll be aggravating, and deleterious to your long term health, but usually not immediately life threatening. They’re absolutely beneficial, but they’re in it for themselves. They’re not beneficent, they just are, which was all the point I intended to make.

Never heard of it. Did you mean to say gigananomachines?

In the same way that the mafia plays a crucial role in the Italian mafia government. They’re still a bunch of dicks, even if they’re working for us. Move ‘em 2 millimeters in the wrong direction and you’ll have a bad time

Frankly, all life and life-adjacent things on this planet are either nanomachines or scalable nanomachines.

Pic’s very probably older than some users here, much less AI

Why is it humbling? The US and EU actively hindered EV development when they weren’t ignoring it entirely. Put this man back in preschool so he can learn cause and effect, because this is nonsense. Or he’s lying for any number of reasons, which is my guess.

I’m gonna look at a thousand man asses, and no one can stop me. No prison can contain my sight, and no petty morality prevent its line from landing upon man ass. They’ll write stories about me. Immortalize me as the indomitable ass glancer. And you’ll barely be a footnote in my chronicle.

Or maybe looking at a butt is inconsequential compared to actively listening to the human being attached to it. Not that that is necessarily happening here, what with the UK backsliding since this photo.

Dude’s awful. Beats his wife, makes Jew jokes, insinuates white genocide, double parks always, created a pipeline for youth fascists because he couldn’t get into acting, etc…

To be fair, even when I’m walking, I get road rage. People can’t fucking drive and it’s my job to make them understand how inadequate they are as not just commuters, but as human beings.

I’d name them Ramsay

I suppose that proves how much of a glance I gave it.

Live Winnie the Pooh reaction

With whole-ass bears and tigers hopping over the entrance and exit? Turtle’s in danger of being Mario hopped.

As a friend of mine once put it, “you find a black woman’s ass on a white woman, you got something special.” And I never said anything about her being hot, but she absolutely has an ass you’d at least glance at.

I wanted to make a joke, but I found one of the more unhinged tumblr accounts when looking for a picture, and I believe sharing it is far more important than my joke.

One eye on the food bowl, the other on the streets.

I don’t blame them, she’s built like a Greek statue. A man with an equivalent ass would receive just as much attention. At least from me.