I choose thoughts you’ve never had before.
Yeah I am drinking tonight
Glover cucked
Is the a safe space to talk about how much i fucking despised the horrible Arby’s oven mitt mascot? That little piece of shit was the worst mascot ever conceived, and it made me unreasonably angry every time a commercial would come on with his stupid cunt face.
I just read up on this creature, and it was voiced by Tom Arnold and cost 85 million dollars to create in 2003 money. Its name is literally Oven Mitt. It lasted only 2 years for all that effort.
Arby’s isn’t really a thing here and I’ve never known why people like it.
That’s insanity. No shade to Tom Arnold. That was the worse character I have ever seen represent a brand ever. I am so happy it failed but I wish the best for Tom.
Sometimes you want the runs and fries
Very safe space and I hate it too.
Just heavy petting from what I heard.
They might have fingered, but that’s probably as far as they could get.
I feel like scissoring would be an option.
Pleaze, Thing is a married hand! Stop this filth!
Hamburger helper girl is a rubber girl.
Thing isn’t a disembodied hand, he’s a species that looks like disembodied hands. There is a photo of his parents who are also disembodied hands.
That would imply that all disembodied hand characters are from the same species and can reproduce.
Isaac Night?
I refuse to believe anything from the new Wednesday as canon. That bullshit is just using the Addams Family to sell dipping sauces at Wendy’s.
Therefore the hands fucked.
Wait there are new dipping sauces?
I’m sure there are, but no one needs to be worried about Addams Family cannon.
Might as well spend all your free time worried about Flintstones or Felix the Cat canon. The people making the media certainly don’t care to follow any of it, it’s not ever going to make sense. Just live in the moment and enjoy it for what it is!
Sure, whatever Hand Solo…
look, I could do that, OR, hear me out, I could be mad on the Internet about shit that doesn’t actually matter. I know which one I’d pick.
I’d like to not even know about it.
But Wednesday is like having an uncle you looked up to when you were young. But now he comes back as an alcoholic who lost his apartment and is staying with your family and you’re both older now and both changed.
You can’t avoid him when you visit your family because he’s rooting through the fridge in his stained tightly whities well your sitting there trying to have coffee at the kitchen table. You’d like to ignore him and remember the fun uncle of your youth, but there he is constantly digging in his ass and sniffing his fingers in your presence. So you feel like you might need to say a little something about his change. Like what the fuck happened to uncle Mort? I used to love Uncle Mort.
Wednesday is scratching her balls in front of me all the time retelling stories differently than how I remembered them. It’s a lot for me to take in. I’d rather remember them when I liked them.
This is oddly specific.
I’m concerned this might be about more than just a tv show.
Well Uncle Mort did say he’s looking for his own place soon. Just recently we gave him a bit of cash to buy a suit so he can go job hunting. We do think it’s odd that his job interviews are always on Saturday nights downtown.
Come to think of I don’t remember seeing his new suit. Uh oh…
I guess you got more into it as a kid than I did. For casuals like myself, Wednesday is great
Therefore the hands fucked.
👉👌
Fair, but also, Wenclair <3
Hrm, not sure.
I can say with a high degree of confidence that these two have though.
The one on the left is uh… lets just say they full circle consenual non consent all the way back into just non consent, one on the right puts up with it though.
Shit. Shut up and take my up vote.
I don’t know and care but I just remembered that idle hands was a fun movie… I should watch it again some time
👌👈
But how?
Handjob?
Scissoring
I mean ones a hand, and ones a glove. Do the math.
If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
There’s a Piper Perry joke here somewhere.
It’s either that or fisting
Rule of thumb.
I thought it would be like a hand in glove kind of thing.
“Here’s the church,
here’s the steeple…”
