I choose thoughts you’ve never had before.

  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I’d like to not even know about it.

    But Wednesday is like having an uncle you looked up to when you were young. But now he comes back as an alcoholic who lost his apartment and is staying with your family and you’re both older now and both changed.

    You can’t avoid him when you visit your family because he’s rooting through the fridge in his stained tightly whities well your sitting there trying to have coffee at the kitchen table. You’d like to ignore him and remember the fun uncle of your youth, but there he is constantly digging in his ass and sniffing his fingers in your presence. So you feel like you might need to say a little something about his change. Like what the fuck happened to uncle Mort? I used to love Uncle Mort.

    Wednesday is scratching her balls in front of me all the time retelling stories differently than how I remembered them. It’s a lot for me to take in. I’d rather remember them when I liked them.

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      22 hours ago

      This is oddly specific.

      I’m concerned this might be about more than just a tv show.

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        21 hours ago

        Well Uncle Mort did say he’s looking for his own place soon. Just recently we gave him a bit of cash to buy a suit so he can go job hunting. We do think it’s odd that his job interviews are always on Saturday nights downtown.

        Come to think of I don’t remember seeing his new suit. Uh oh…

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      23 hours ago

      I guess you got more into it as a kid than I did. For casuals like myself, Wednesday is great