I’m so fucking good at this, I haven’t even lost yet! How do I get to the store to buy cosmetics?

Lol “aggressively not fun”

Even then, “tough guy” culture includes “tough guy” tattoos, and cop is one of the top “tough guy” jobs, so there’s a strong correlation there.

Technically they were mousing professionally long before they were emotionally prepared for cuddles with us.

Because he unemployed.

No cargo. Planego. Shipgo. Only peasants cargo.

It’s kinda like how stuff only gives you cancer in California.

He has a barbed penis, like a cat.

I’m no weatherologist, but I don’t think that’s how that works.

Umm, the word is “pooticles”

mfw Americans call electro-rope “power cables”

No

Sure, but when you refi to invest, it’s not really “paying for somewhere to live” any more

That decision is true today, but realistically your rent will grow much faster than your mortgage (plus escrow) payment, and your mortgage payment goes away.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_test

Yeah, cool. Now Bozo has only 36.5 million in cash. Oh, and $240 billion in Amazon stock.

And then everyone clapped?

If you cared at all you’d actually read up on the context and interpretation of the 2nd amendment.

Immigrants are responsible for pretty much all of our country’s problems. Well, immigrants and their descendents. Elon musk, Freidrich Drumpf, etc.

I know how this is meant to be read, but I prefer the shitpostyness of the alien suffering your awful karaoke rendition of the song