Aside from Ron Perlman, we need a /catsthat looklikeWilfordBrimley

They sell cats at Costco now?

He looks so mad hahaha

If it’s Costco went does your cat have the same facial expression as a typical Walmart greeter?

“Welcome to Costco. Now fuck off.”

Ah, hi, I need to return this box of gloves, they - they didn’t . . Y’know . . Like. Fit. . . .

. . . Sooo . . Here’s the . . . the receipt. And ah. . .

Y-y’know I think I’ll try them on again. I’ll just. Take those back. There. Okay. Th- uh Thanks.

*backs slowly away from counter*

And as soon as all the other cats enter the parking lot, their dumb cat brains shut off and they can’t park, have no spatial awareness, and leave carts all over the place because they’re too fucking lazy to bring them to the cart corral.

Violence store.

Aldi sells things like this occasionally. Cats love em

I get why people shop there, but going to Costco makes me so anxious.