Cruxifux

I got permabanned like two years ago for quoting “eat the rich” by Aerosmith. Also suggesting we should eat the rich. Several times. They also permabanned everyone on my wifi. I did the entire household a service.

HAH too good

“This isn’t Mars? You’re not martians? Ah fuck you, you’re martians.”

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Fox News is so ass bro

They outnumber us 8 to 1. So you only gotta take 8 out.

If the US invades Canada with a military presence I do not expect to survive.

“Slice of bread it is then”

I also used to bring a micci of rye with me on these runs. I generally run with my running backpack, and I’d pull out the rye and take a shot and pull out a smoke and light it, all as im running, and keep going. It always got at least one laugh and one “wtf” from the other runners.

Not generally, but I did a couple half marathons where I smoked one or two smokes during the run just because it was funny. Even came in top ten percent one run when I did that.

Eh I only smoke about 4-5 a day usually and at my heaviest running I did 5k plus for 8 months every day. Now I do about 15k a week.

I think I’m one of the only long distance runners that still smokes. I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who runs as much as I do and smokes cigarettes every day.

I think we would get along well because I love people who laugh at my jokes and nobody laughs as hard at my jokes as I do, except maybe my wife, who after 12 years together still laughs harder than anyone I’ve ever met at my jokes.

Burgerlander

Lol do not use that man just to solve your loneliness. That’s borderline abusive behaviour. On the other end it also sounds like this guy is a crazy asshole and you shouldn’t try to date him because he sounds like he sucks ass.

Samezies

“Butt buddies”

I’ll take dumb over corrupt capitalist any day of the week.

Well I support that.

Am I the only person who doesn’t WANT Lemmy to turn into Reddit?