The snake eats its tail and it all degenerates into slop. Happy coding!

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You use memes haphazardly

I use memes correctly

We are not the same

Something something AI

Smokin’ Ed’s Unique Garlique. Garlic makes everything better, and this sauce is both tasty and really hot at the same time.

Rename it the “I’m enshittifying in the name of bullshit trends and shareholder value” button

Needs more jpg

See: girl with trump face tattoo at the top of this thread.

What you need, my friend, is a slump buster. Casual sex with a woman you otherwise wouldn’t be interested in. I don’t know if it’s a sixth (or 7th or 8th) sense that women have, but they can tell if you’ve gotten any recently. If you have, it makes you more desirable. Alternatively, a good wank before going out in public, but that’s not nearly as effective. I ended many droughts with a slump buster back in my single days.

I’ve been approached by a woman exactly one time. We’ve now been married for 21 years.

Ok, I don’t feel so bad now. Your obsession goes WAY beyond mine. But I need to go throw out my blue bulb 🤢

He’d be a hero who got fucked by tariffs. Instead he’s a villain who got fucked by tariffs.

In an alternate universe where the world is logical, insurrections are terrorism and firebombing teslas is patriotism.

I used to do that, but I’m wondering if that was part of me developing my current condition.

I’m picturing that Pablo Escobar Narcos meme

Current wanted level by the police would be quite handy

That’s ok, I’ll just disagree with their Terms of Service!

Absolutely not gonna waste my time and energy reading that garbage. All it will do is piss me off and weep for humanity more than I do. I refuse to give them eyeballs.

I have no hope of changing their worldview, but if they come at me with their cable news bullshit I’d like to be ready. Last year it was “migrant caravans” and egg prices, both obviously Biden’s fault.

A commie/LGBTQ plant divinely chosen by God himself to be his vessel to humanity….🤔