Talk about getting wood.
You’ve got to tag this NSFW, everyone in my office is now furiously masturbating.
She seems nice.
Sure, but when I do this, i end up on a list…
Maybe don’t go after underage trees?
I swear that birch was 18
It’s okay, there is no list anyways, apparently
A treenis
This gave me wood.
How to spot hardwood
I hope the tree consented.
Looks like its trying to move away
i also saw last South Park episode
I see she’s met Donald Trump!
She’s gonna take that home with her isn’t she?
I wood…
If she saws it off the tree it will get limp and be useless to her
“Tree?? I am no tree, I am an…. Wait keep going, oh shit you’re almost there Burrarrum!”
Congrats, you got wood.
Well hello there Mr. tree!
Wonder if you have to sweet talk the tree before easing yourself down on him
Suddenly the Entwives burst in. Treebeard: “I can explain!”
