You’re right, reality does have more Lilya 4 Eva vibes than Love Actually these days

Everyone had a few black servants growing up, especially those of us who lived in a very well-run, law-abiding country with virtually no crime at all. Therefore we don’t need DEI programs.

But… he had lots of black servants and they were paid to smile at him.

It doesn’t say he was kind to them, it just says he had to buy friends.

I understand that this bug probably didn’t need a video to be actioned, but if it is a 1 minute repro, it isn’t really a huge ask for you to screen cap it. Making a 15 minute troll video isn’t exactly heroic malicious compliance.

I think you need to see a doctor for that unattached tip

Oh so the real question is: would you rather die by musket or cannon?

Calm down Toretto

Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of people.

Well someone has to be the couch in every relationship

I’d rather not imagine what Putin’s other hand is doing

Bro, I would totally use my proboscis to suck the moisture out of some juicy ribs right now.

Only to 360. Maybe about 380 in full profile. Slightly unclear, face is as weird as body.

ensuring that this way Firefox offers more data collection

I knew it!

I think you mean Bahlonyah

I read “trash and blood” which would have been appropriately metal

I know, right? It isn’t wearing a clown nose either.

Maybe it’s an excellent allegory for current events:

Man helps child through traumatic event, buys her a milkshake to thank her. Two other petulant children also want milkshakes and say things like “why don’t you say thanks to us” and “I want half of your milkshake”.

Fox News, hiding the real cutting news like geniuses.

This is peak boomer humour. I feel like I’m Facebooking right now.

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