Saw one while driving cross-country way before camera phones, so unfortunately, no pics. It was Public Self Storage… or Pubic Elf Rage.

I still think Pubic Elf Rage is a great band name.

Never heard of ESL, or autocorrupt? Maybe put your rocks down, sweetheart.

I have several ol’ reliables:

Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”

Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”

Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”

Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”

There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.

Santa did it with the help of the loch ness monster, and Elvis.

Eye/hand coordination. Pattern recognition. Problem solving. Task prioritization. Cost/benefit analysis. Inventory management. I could probably think of others if i put effort into it.

The sign says “No shoes, no shirt, no service.”

You guys gotta wear these. Hands out flip flops. There, all good now.

I know so little about Myanmar, that I was fully expecting a John Oliver gotcha of “you’re so unfamiliar with Myanmar, that you didn’t even notice that’s not Myanmar on the map! That’s Bangladesh!” or something along those lines.

Best way I’ve ever heard it described was that before the Internet, every village had it’s idiot… “Hatians are eating pets? What? Oh, you were talking to Jerry.”

Now, all the village idiots have glommed into each other and retweet the insanity back and forth until it takes on a life of it’s own. “Buttery males!” and “adrenochrome extractions happening in basements of pizza places” etc etc etc.

Did anybody else hear something?

Must be the wind.

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I really wish Jayne would introduce these chucklefucks to his chain of command…

It runs on pure, American covfefe!

Translation: “you dumb fucks put me in, and there’s not a thing you can do about it. Lol.”

In all my days, I’ve never seen a better comment that asked for a “no u.”

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

YOINK.

Where’s Morpheus?

Thanks Mr Ms Mr Garrison!

On the contrary, Obama was an intelligent, well-spoken black (shudder) person that wore tan once. It’s obviously his fault.