Dang, that’s crazy. Join me next week to see me react to another crazy video!

“I hope you’re free for about a month, man!”

In 2012? 2013? Not sure exactly when, but i got two 4 packs of red bull because it does in fact, not, give you wings.

“I’m sorry i blocked your shot with my stupid face, Mr Cheney Lund.”

dragged out of a drainage ditch by Misrata militia members, partially stripped, and repeatedly stabbed in the ass with something sharp (it’s tough to tell from the video, but it’s some kind of stick or knife). They then chucked him onto the back of a truck, but he fell off onto the ground as they pulled away. They then stuck him into an ambulance. He was pronounced dead at a hospital a short time later.

AKA “getting Gaddafi’d,” which is Putin’s greatest fear, I’ve heard.

Just a really smelly box is all.

“Don’t call me ‘Christy,’ I’m not one of your strippers.”

“…you could be…”

ETA: you basically just said Avasarala twice.

“My son is also named Bort.”

Carbon based lifeform

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Andy Dick? Half of LA has stories about that guy.

Point being ARE YOU TURNING…?

Trump: “666% tariffs on Easter eggs! Me am good Christian boy.”

If the picture SA’s you, then yes.

I’m so torn. I always upvote a depressedpoochie, but MURICA…

“YOU ARE FREE to do what we tell you!”

Are you turning? Then use your TURN INDICATOR!!1! Does the opposing flow of traffic know you’re in a turning only lane? No.

Become one with penguin. And hamberders.

Fair.

Dude(ette?), with all the shit going on in the real world, it’s a minor mistake.