That’s hilarious, I legit picture people who unironically say “car-brain” like that:
Love the comm though, we need better infrastructure
Dude, granny with the bat while still sitting in the car, she gonna fuck up someone’s mailbox for sure.
The only issue i have with this is the distance in the bottom left. Tell me you don’t live in a suburb or rural community without telling me.
The bmw should be one of the ugly ass suv ones not the more normal sports car. Those are even a bit fun to drive and US carbrains dont like to have fun.
The car picture is incorrect, it should be a Truck and SUV
As someone who occasionally drives a bmw, I agree.
When I have to drive somewhere, because there’s no inter-city passenger rail where I live, I want to do it as comfortably as possible, and bmw is one good option for this(unfortunately I can’t afford a Rolls and/or a chauffeur 😞)
I was talking to a coworker about how I thought public transit was superior to individual cars, and so we should put a lot more investment into it, and his response was, “You’ll have to pry my car keys out of my cold dead hands.”
Like, dude, I wasn’t even talking about that.
Anyways, my point is that a big thing missing from this is how people often build their identities around their stupid fucking cars.
There’s such a stupid mentality around “Everyone must <X>”.
Lacrosse exists. I don’t care for it. I’m not going to dictate no one else play it. I imagine if the government mandated everyone play Lacrosse it would become hard to find the equipment for it because it would be in such high demand.
And yet, whether it’s meat, cars, guns, as soon as we suggest “I know this stuff has a place but we should use it a little less” they process it as an effort to completely ban the item in question.
I’d like to use public transit but due to my work it’s just not an option
My best commute was once when I lived within walking distance of my work. The only downside was that they one time figured I could make it into the office when nobody else could due to snow.
My second best commute was via a bus.
By far my worst commute was one time when I moved in with a friend who liked cars and lived far away. With zero traffic, the commute was 45 minutes, but there was always traffic.
Being walking distance from work is fantastic!
his response was, “You’ll have to pry my car keys out of my cold dead hands.”
You, a minute later:
I would like to clarify that I did not actually murder him in response to that comment.
For so many, everything is black and white. They don’t understand that when we want better public transport we aren’t saying to get rid of the roads. We’re just saying that if people have more options maybe those roads won’t constantly be under construction, traffic won’t be as bad, and maybe the roads won’t have to be as big so we can build more cool stuff instead.
That’s kinda what makes them carbrains. If they had an ideology around it that would imply some amount of thinking.
Even if I was pro-car for myself, I would love to see more public transit funding. It would take cars off the road and make my time driving nicer.
I saw a study once that you only need to take 20% of the cars off the road to cut congestion by half. So every person who takes public transit equates to more than one person off the road, for those still driving. Which is just to say these people should be extra grateful instead of constantly defunding it.
Well I mean they’re dumb, so
Motorcycling would be so much more fun with less traffic so I fully support more public transportation options. For now I mostly stick to off-road motorcycling because the chances of getting turned into road pizza by a texting driver are so much lower.
I miss bombing around on my little Indian motor scooter. I had a Bajaj Legend. It was such a rubbish scooter, but I loved it. If cars were more scarce I’d be rocking something like that. Totally car free though, these last 5 years and no regrets
People build their identities around their cars because society is making sure that you feel confined without a car.
When my grandmother got too old to drive, she became confined because of cars. There was no public transit in walking distance. There was nothing in walking distance except houses.
She just sat at home by herself and waited for the end. Hoping someone would come to visit her. It was insulting and inhumane.
Yeah! That and the fact that our society has erased several or most of our ways to communally build identity and shifted us to build identity based on consumption items
Anti-pedestrian infrastructure
Where I currently live there’s literally no sidewalks to the nearest bus stop.
Fuuuuuck… I don’t know how things work there, but in this part of
theseTexas, you can call the city and they’ll do a survey to find out if a sidewalk could be installed. If that doesn’t work, you can write to your city council.I hope this gets remedied for you.
Edit: Corrected insanely stupid typo. Don’t drowsy browsy the internet, kids.
Unlikely, they’ll probably be told “lmao just get a car” or something like that
The amount of car-superiority mindset here is unbelievable, and any attempt to improve non-car transport options or infrastructure gets met with strong public protest
To be fair, even when I’m walking, I get road rage. People can’t fucking drive and it’s my job to make them understand how inadequate they are as not just commuters, but as human beings.
Don’t worry, US will soon be too poor for their own cars. They will all be riding 48 person elon “taxis” to get to their jobs.
Bold of you to assume Elon’s taxis will make it anywhere.
Just wait until we can’t afford gas any more … everyone will start bicycling, running, walking and using public transit and asking for trains like it was the logical thing to do all along.
I hate how this has obviously been coming for decades and yet they still refuse to listen. Even if someone doesn’t believe in climate change, oil is non renewable. That’s just how fossil fuels work
Fossil fuel is renewable … we just have to wait millions of years for it renew itself
Fair enough. In the meantime I’ll take a train and use photovoltaic power
Are you nuts? That’s a limited resource that’s going to burn out in about 4 billion years!
More likely they will beg the government to heavily subsidize gasoline or they will beg the government for a heavily subsidized EV.
Then wait a little longer until we get to the point where gas is so expensive that even subsidized fuel is no longer affordable.
what’s that even ? at the bottom, the left "car "?
Looks like a car version of capybara. Carpybara
No, carpybara is the capybara equivalent of a mermaid. The word you’re looking for is “capybus.”
ChatGPTs interpretation of this communities worst nightmare.
