rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agoWhy do you think JD Vance killed the Pope?message-squaremessage-square157fedilinkarrow-up1777arrow-down139file-text
arrow-up1738arrow-down1message-squareWhy do you think JD Vance killed the Pope?rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square157fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIlixtze@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5 days agoVance saw this sexy ass chair And he just had to fuck it. I had to get down and dirty with that fancy seat. The pope tried to get in his way.
minus-squareIlixtze@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoNah… but I got sucked into the couch appreciation, white house signal chat last week
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoOhhhh ok I get it. You tag teamed the couch with JD?
minus-squareIlixtze@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoFANTASIZED after he told us about it, I don’t want to accept any responsibility in the death of a pope!
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoYou can totally tag team a couch with the VP and still have nothing to do with the popes death. I mean, the pope does have some cool furniture. It’s not like he died because he slipped in something while trying to sit down, right? … Right?
Vance saw this sexy ass chair And he just had to fuck it. I had to get down and dirty with that fancy seat. The pope tried to get in his way.
Are… Are you JD Vance?
Nah… but I got sucked into the couch appreciation, white house signal chat last week
Ohhhh ok I get it. You tag teamed the couch with JD?
FANTASIZED after he told us about it, I don’t want to accept any responsibility in the death of a pope!
You can totally tag team a couch with the VP and still have nothing to do with the popes death. I mean, the pope does have some cool furniture. It’s not like he died because he slipped in something while trying to sit down, right? … Right?