At least Jim Jones was heavily involved in charity work before the whole, uh… cult-of-personality murder-suicide stuff. Trump’s never done a charitable thing in his life.
Au contraire! He stole donated money from his children’s cancer charity.
Oh. No, wait you’re right.
He would, but his charity was shut down. /s
Unless it benefited him. I bet there’s some sort of donations-to-family-charity stuff that happened
he would be the cult leader to poison the rest of his cult members and bounce with all thier money.
He also wouldn’t kill himself.
One thing you can always bet on with fascists, is that they will always take the easy way out. I see him killing himself before getting prison time
Trump would try to kill himself by injecting himself with the most toxic chemicals ever conceived, the covid vaccine.
Actually he secretly vaccinated himself. He tried to convince his fans to do it during one rally and after he got boos he never did it again.
I honestly believe he might under the right circumstances.
Do those circumstances involve a bunker?
I don’t think Melania will be down with that.
She’d just tell him to go first.
Stifle yourself Melania.
Please let all the MAGATS drink poison kool aid 🙏🏼. The IQ of the country would skyrocket. That would truly make America great again.
they already do , bleach, essential oils and hydroxyflourquinone.
Yeah, but it’s too slow. It’s on par with suicide by smoking.
I think the average IQ would remain at 100
Because…? You just need to hate Americans?
The joke was that’s how the IQ works. It’s a relative measurement, not an absolute. So the average IQ per definition should always be 100, but it also needs constant adjustment.
I see, I didn’t know that is how it works
Naah. They’re just bad at math.
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Flavor Aid, not Kool Aid.
Trump would charge Kool Aid prices for Flavor Aid
It sucks that koolaid gets roped in like that, but even more horrible are the recordings of what drinking poison sounds like. I try not to invoke the event through that phrase, either way.
koolaid was always an expression for “getting drunk from the propaganda”
Jim Jones at least claimed to care about people
And maga would buy it.
Then: Representative Leo Ryan (Visited Jonestown to investigate Bob Houston’s Death. Leo Ryan was assassinated in Jonestown.)
Now: Senator Chris Van Hollen (He went to El Salvador to try to get Kilmar Abrego Garcia back)
History Rhymes
Trump wouldn’t have to charge a penny, his followers would happily guzzle down the Kool-Aid.
