I know this is a parody, but:

In the US, you might soon need a white “walking buddy” when they re-instate Jim Crow laws, because you wouldn’t be allowed to travel without a white man leading the group.

My parents told me the Tianamen Square Massacre is fake and CIA propaganda, meanwhile watching their WeChat shorts playing on loop about how the People’s “Liberation” Army will “liberate” Taiwan and “reunify” China.

They were not even 60 yet

Funny thing is, WeChat is also attacking the Democrats and blaming them for “migrant crisis” in NYC.

Maga and CCP seems to be on the same team lol

Cats are also a good option.

My cat got rid of the mice issue, but then there’s a roach issue. Cats unfortunately cannot get rid of roaches. 🤷‍♂️

Then: Representative Leo Ryan (Visited Jonestown to investigate Bob Houston’s Death. Leo Ryan was assassinated in Jonestown.)

Now: Senator Chris Van Hollen (He went to El Salvador to try to get Kilmar Abrego Garcia back)

History Rhymes

The Force AWOKEens

_breX_it v2: Economic Crash Boogaloo

Skynet saved humanity from Global Warming 🤗

Plot Twist, OP is an actual sentient AI from the alternate timeline 🤖