return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day agoHumans now give birth by laying an egg, it still takes 9 months to hatch, how is society now different?message-squaremessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down110
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareHumans now give birth by laying an egg, it still takes 9 months to hatch, how is society now different?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareleaky_shower_thought@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·1 day agobowlegged-ness, or the ability to protect that egg in between the legs is the new rizzfactor. pubes flex for superior heating ability and coverage. well, okay chest hair can be a thing too. if girls now have problems with calcium deficiency, imagine how this will escalate for eggshell quality.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 hours agoMaybe after laying an egg, your pubes and ass hair would start growing at a turbo speed to make sure it hatches well.
minus-squareleaky_shower_thought@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·21 hours agoyeah, it would be like how cats or cows have those winter coats.
bowlegged-ness, or the ability to protect that egg in between the legs is the new rizzfactor.
pubes flex for superior heating ability and coverage. well, okay chest hair can be a thing too.
if girls now have problems with calcium deficiency, imagine how this will escalate for eggshell quality.
Maybe after laying an egg, your pubes and ass hair would start growing at a turbo speed to make sure it hatches well.
yeah, it would be like how cats or cows have those winter coats.