Final Remix

The parental options don’t do a fucking thing. The game’s predatory by design (in every meaning of the word)…

“In case anyone feels uncomfortable or excluded by this, here’s the contact information for [everyone reasponsible]:”

I’d love for either to happen at this point.

tattie scone

Checks out.

He didn’t drop the ball. He pulled a knife out of his pocket and slashed it, then said Biden dropped it.

*goes and checks on NIOSH in the other, eerily quiet room…*

Oh dear God, no…

I use one of those for my shopvac and regular vacuum too. It’s just damn useful not having to constantly hit a tiny switch on the side. Just squeeze the pedal.

I remember shit like that in camp. There’d be a new thing to talk about and you’d get prompted to then buy the access to the content one of the companions just asked you to help with. This was back on '360, mind, so I mostly only remember that, Claudia Black, and the bald guy who didn’t understand what cookies are.

They should’ve checked the solenoid.

Feels like Dragon Age.

“Please, Warden, help me with my personal quest. Quick in and out. Little of the ol’ in and out. Also, cool swag.”

“Okay. ($9.99)”
“Some other time.”

We say that so often, it’s lost meaning.

Let’s not talk about Whedon’s movie…

A scab in what way? Ken’s not in the SAG…

Why can’t the army use steam? Steam is so powerful. Computers aren’t powerful. Everybody’s talking about steam.

Fuckit. Then I can say I get my news from “Some Other News” and “ClimateTown”.

Banks are perfectly fine… we’re just not their customers; businesses are. We’re an inconvenient dust mote compared to their actual clientele.

“Buy him out, boys.”

Das Bus

Season 9 / Episode 14 (19:10)

Hocker. Not a typo. She’s getting money and a fuckload of artificial coverage from Bezos to hock—or promote—a line of lingerie.

How about we all just agree to ignore the Bezos-funded lingerie hocker?