The Jabbamensch
These mfs built like jelly filled doughnuts.
They look like the meal team six picture from a week or so ago.
These are among the softest people I have ever seen.
These are the weak men that bring the hard times that they’re always harping on about. The call was coming from inside the house all along.
Bottom tier generics for real
They look like they need a couch to themselves
JD Vance forgets that we’ve all been kids and no, it was never ok for us as kids to say what these grown people have said.
all their parents are cousins.
Fugly bunch
Won’t make it in hegseths army.
Would be a shame if all abhorrent racist Republican Nazis got the treatment they wish for others.
Pillsbury Proud Boys.
Ah yes, the “master race”
The fatster race
Some credit to JD Vance, the two dudes on the outsides absolutely look like you put a 13 year old’s face on a fat, tall 13-year-old body.
Why are they all fat?
Because fascism lures the insecure.
How are they not all related? They look like copy pastry dumbasses
copy pastry
Lol
Obesity signals authority to others due to the implied access to abundant food.
Fatscism
I know this is extremely politically incorrect and against everything i fight for but they actually all look like inflatable balloon figurines. Insane thing to see.
i may never understand why americans tend to look like this…
High fructose corn syrup.
And the insistence that eating a fuck load of meat somehow makes you stronger without exercising.
i currently try to gain weight, as i really need to.
i am using mass gainer protein and get abt 3000 calories daily which is already a CHORE. after 2 months i feel like it’s impossible to get overweight with european foods lmao
but maybe i just burn it faster idk.
As a fellow european trying to lose weight, I promise it is possible to gain weight from european foods. It’s just a matter of portion sizes, and loving food enough.
I just call them fascists, cause that is what they are.
Fat + fascist = fatcyst
Underrated
