• shneancy@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    ah yes, the law that prohibits sneezing without the intent to copulate. very well thought out, so clearly worded, very sane, truly makes me feel like we’re in the 21st century

    • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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      7 days ago

      You are also prohibited from shedding skin cells without the intent to copulate.

      This is just a permanent horny law by breeding fetishists.