Apparently, Bill likes getting his dick sucked—not to an unhealthy degree—but to a history altering degree.
Looks like the White House has a new “Throat GOAT”.
So the 45th and 47th presidents blew the 42nd. The founding fathers would be proud.
The founding fathers would be standing proud.
Full attention no less
The third arm is foe the Bellamy salute
Like an onion that one
I can’t wait for the fanfic
My Lemmy is already flooded.
Presidential NTR…
I really want to end it but there are a few people I have to outlive out of spite.
The barely readable “Related” column: 😳
The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
We live in the end times.

*I mixed up the Three Musketeers and the Four Horsemen
Oh come on, it’s just now getting funny. It’s horrific still with other things, but this is funny.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-freezes-as-man-collapses-right-behind-him-in-oval-office/
Seriously. I’m so here for milking the lolz from this for as long as possible.
Meanwhile, while everyone is talking about the trump/clinton trist:

Well he sucked someone off, that’s the important part.
Isn’t that already cleared in hearings, “I did not have sex with that woman”, BJ is not sex /s
If a BJ is not sex then Im straight as spaghetti
Edit: My browser decided to save that as a “note” now I dont know where it is or how to delete it.
The wild part is that bill didn’t believe it was sex as long as the other person didn’t finish him off.
The Dollop podcast covered it recently. Absolutely astonishing.
that’s the key, we were all focused on the “did not have sex” instead the tricky bit was “that woman”.
I remember those days, kids. The dark times. It all started with a gorilla named Harambe…
They finally got my slash fiction script.
Did we cross over from the worst timeline to the best? Or is this still the worst?
Well on the upside … we have a gay president
It’s the stupidest.
The realest, weirdly enough.








