He couldn’t resist biting his lip and looking ridiculous. The very first public Nazi salute by the actual president will go down in the history books with that idiotic look on his face.

Be grim and serious. You’re a fucking Nazi. Act like one.

“We’re looking to expand into the terrorist market. We see it as a growth industry given the mounting civil unrest all over the world.”

Zuck makes all these fatal mistakes that should destroy him, but he made enough money to get into the club where laws don’t apply and there are never consequences for your actions.

Every sociopath’s dream. But still, I bet he’s in the club because of his usefulness to the old members. He’s not actually one of them, and he never will be.

If you have a problem with it, organize a Facebook union. The only way small voices matter to CEOs are when they speak collectively.