• DrunkDragon@lemmy.world
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    If someone asks you a question your answer is always “no.”

    “Do you know the time?” “No”

    “Do you want a free bottle of designer perfume?” “No”

    “Can I ask you a question?” “No”

    “Do you want to help starving children?” “No”

    “My name is James, what’s your name?” “No”

    There’s no upside to interacting with people on the street. Don’t be polite because they’ll use it against you.

    • After a few years of Living downtown in a not great city my automatic on the street response has become a short “Fuck off bud”

      I’ve never been followed after saying it, Only after trying to not be a bitch.

    • Goldholz @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “Do you have drugs?” “No” “Okay you are innocent.” “No” “Want money?” “No” It always works and agree with them