My goodness, I do love multi-layered jokes.
I thought Jesus got nailed through the wrists?
Super cringy cult behavior.
Damn, Jesus is griiiinding that dick in there. Takes me back to over the clothes stuff in high school, sheesh, simmer down, Lord.
Now we know why EriKa KirK got herself upholstered for JD.
this is funny as fuck.
… and you thought Mikey’s David was a gay sculpture
Kinda reminds me of my dads.
What an incredibly uncomfortable sculpture lol
Jesus looks super rapey and Kirk looks like he wants no part of what’s happening.
Sorry Kirk, but as a religious person I’m sure you know the Lord is inside of you whether you want him or not.
I also love how this (is it ai slop?) only works of Kirk’s right shoulder doesn’t exist as well. So he’s a bust but Jesus has arms? O wait, why isnt this crab jesus?
Alternatively, Jesus is holding him still, anticipating getting shot in the hand to make sure it doesn’t miss
The last words he heard were “God works in mysterious ways, bitch.”
Maybe that’s why they tend to be so rapey
He is like not now Jesus. Must have been the second of the shot.
This is a sculpture of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker having a gay embrace of love
Jesus looks super rapey
Well, he is a religious official…
and Kirk looks like he wants no part of what’s happening.
Well, Jesus is brown…
I am pretty high and just looked at the pic before reading the text, and I thought that was supposed to be Obi Wan and Qui Gon Jin at first.
That is because he is Maga Jesus who is known for his rapey vibes.
“Rape one another as I have raped you”
Not to humanize Charles, but Fuck off Jesus
Why is Jesus a white guy?
Yes, why is she white?
Because that’s MAGA Jesus (picture bearded Hitler in a toga).
“Nailed it” flying under the radar here apparently 🤣
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Just trying to hammer the point home
Don’t get cross.
I may suffer the children, but I won’t suffer this conversation any longer.
Nah, we got it.
Is this real?
Audible fwoomp
Missed opportunity to make a fountain
A sacramental wine fountain
Jesus looks like an extra for the GEICO caveman commercials, and Kirk’s face is 10 sizes too big for that head.
I love how it has as much attention to detail as everything else coming from these fuckwits.
