WWII ? only thing I can think of.
This question has me bside myself. I haven’t lived there in more than a decade, though, so not sure if I count anymore. I was trying a joke and realized that I am, at least technically, American and had to stop, heh.
I can’t think of a situation where I would ever say “I really wish there was [someone from ANY country specifically] here right now” except if I had a question about that country.
I could think of maybe 50 where I would wish there was an Australian. Mostly related to crocodile hunting.
Edit: also, a lot of countries are bi-lingual where English is the second language. So they will always make my list.
Right now
My fiancée is in the US and we’re working on getting her the fuck out of that backwards shithole
So just her.
God speed
Thanks
When I can’t find the oil I brought a few months ago.
when there is a door that is locked but it opens when someone fits the american-shaped hole next to it perfectly
Would that imaginary hole-shaped american come up and anxiously go “that’s my hole ! it was made for me !” ?
For reference
Trying to figure out if the mesquite smoked brisket served anywhere that isn’t Texas is worth it?
Urgently needing to get rid of a purloined crate of Ozempic while the po-po is beating down the door and some dickhead clogged up the toilet?
Dunno really.
None. Not even the wrost. There are always more pleasent people than americans. Exept chinese tourists
