[purple presenter] Welcome to today’s episode of Debates with Dick Cheney
[purple presenter, holding a paper] Today’s topic is epistemological collapses in simulations of reality
[green, confused] I uh… I have no idea what to say
[a coffin] Doesn’t answer (is dead)
[purple hands green a #1 trophy]
Huzzah! Cheney’s dead! First I’m reading of it.
From wikipedia: "On the night of November 3, 2025, Cheney died at his home, surrounded by his family, at the age of 84.[252] He had been experiencing complications related to pneumonia and vascular disease.[253] "
I hope they were painful complications. smh
No complications can be 0.01% as painful as the pain he inflicted on this world.
There was no redemption arc possible for this guy, since he won and was proud of it, so I’d rather have him gone for good, suffering or no suffering. Alas, they always live too old.