Go BIG! Or go home.

Maybe so, he’s looking a little flat.

Coooookieeeeessssss!

Whoa dang! Happy Cake Day! Sun, Earth, Orbits!

Have you ever had conch salad?

Nor have I drunk Pepsi!?! from a garden hose. What is this gibberish?

Yeah, drinking from the garden hose, with phthalates, polyvinyl chloride, bisphenol A, lead, cadmium, etc turned out to not be such a good idea. Childhood memories, when they were good, sure. And don’t poison yourself, or your kids, or your garden especially if you intend to eat from it. But really never, because you won’t survive forever, and others will have to clean up the mess.

https://toxicfreefuture.org/blog/new-study-finds-hazardous-chemicals-in-garden-hoses/

https://ercweb.com/tips/show/read-this-before-you-drink-from-that-garden-hose

The Red image overlays the blue image, and are approximately the same.

Worse, better who can say?

Japanese Tebukuro - Hand Socks

You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.

Akshually, you will, Nostradamus has said so.

I’ve seen those and thought it looked like fun. But not quite enough fun in the potential “cost/benefit” analysis. Mostly it’s just hanging out, sitting around.

I have friends who are artists in the furry community, and can concur. They work like dogs, er, I mean diligently and ceaselessly creating amazing work, truly impressive.

BEANS!

Great, so make it a public utility.

1 and 2 are obviously upside down beanies. Therefore, logically 3.

Ok, now that is actually funny. well played!

Why thank you, u/magnetosphere. Perhaps you will grow a pearl of wisdom from this.