[purple presenter] Welcome to today’s episode of Debates with Dick Cheney
[purple presenter, holding a paper] Today’s topic is epistemological collapses in simulations of reality
[green, confused] I uh… I have no idea what to say
[a coffin] Doesn’t answer (is dead)
[purple hands green a #1 trophy]


No complications can be 0.01% as painful as the pain he inflicted on this world.
There was no redemption arc possible for this guy, since he won and was proud of it, so I’d rather have him gone for good, suffering or no suffering. Alas, they always live too old.