Same here, except I also use the opportunity to cook stuff for myself that my wife doesn’t like. Fuck pizza.
Not a romantic partner (obviously) but currently my sister and I are roommates, and when she’s out of town or staying at her boyfriend’s place I make the meals she isn’t really interested in, like Moqueca.
This feels like a prime 2018 meme
Lotion. Ick. Stop cutting your dick skin off you crazy puritanical people.
This dude thinks it’s better dry
Why would you not use lotion and risk chafing your cock?
Because actual lube works better?
Me, except no porn so I’m ravenous for that pussy when she gets back.
Yeah but what’s you maximum of days to let that load build up before you really need to drain it off
That’s enough internet for me today
I would never stoop as low as that.
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PS4 and Xbox One are weak, last-gen consoles. I’d use the same PC that I have all the porn tabs open on.
Taking a break from your game for a quick wank, like a man of class.
Who said anything about taking a break? I’ve got 2 monitors and 2 hands.
I said ‘quick wank’ not ‘goon sesh’
I have no wife and no job, so that’s pretty much every day for me.
Just replace everything with a bed.
I don’t have white or black nintendos.
Only 26? Amateur.
?! And you’re a pro?! A professional gooner?!
More than this yokel that’s for sure.
Where’s the goon cave?
