(This is just meant to be lighthearted.)
On my way home after a long week, a chonky orange crossed my path. Lucky me! I think?
you will shart yourself at an inconvinient time
Your kid is going to be an idiot
Gonna show this to my oldest (17) lmao.
Make sure the brightness isn’t too low, might get in a fight with his reflection
temporary buff: -20% to intelligence, +10% dopeyness, and +25% happiness
Black cats: bad luck
Orange cats: dumb luck
He gained one brain cell, you lost one. You made a cat smarter.
An orange cat with two brain cells?
The leader has been chosen!
You will enter a room, forget why you went there, go back to where you came from, and realized you misplaced your phone along the way. And at the worst possible moment you will be unable to solve 6x7 in your head.
Who needs to solve it, the answer is 42.
Oh, so that’s what happened. I must have crossed a ginger cat. Every day.
Oh god
orange
You will be making illogical decisions today
They will be entertaining as well.
reading the portents: You will have fewer rodents and birds in your life.
You will get a lot of lasagna and only read unfunny boomer memes for a month.
Not far from reality, hate mondays, love pasta.
You will be really excited to tell someone important news today, then forget what you wanted to say as soon as you see them.
Tail up or tail horizontal? This makes all the difference
It was up, and it gave me side eye
Oh that’s terrible news. The tail means you’re going to stub your toe on something really hard and the side eye means you’re going to have your taxes audited 😬
That’s Garfield. So you will start doing silly things.
You’re getting laid by a red head! Which may or may not be a treat, depending on your sexuality.
Given I’ve been on a dry spell for several years now, sounds like a divine blessing.
(Pretending to know anything about mystic omens):
From left to right, or the other way?You will make an unexpected friend.
You’ll be lucky. Whether it’s good luck or bad luck is uncertain.
