You’re boycotting the Super Bowl Half-Time Show cause of Bad Bunny. I am boycotting the Super Bowl Half-Time Show cause the NFL is shitty organization. We’re not the same.

They’re literally boycotting when they finally got an artist from the US

I won’t be watching it either. Because sports are dumb and I don’t know who bad bunny is.

They like wearing shades all the time so they can creepy stare at women who would never speak to them without getting called out.

Character select screen for the worst fighting game of all time

I’ve seen this many many many times and I’m still only 95% sure that third column first row was a previous boss I had. They really do all look pretty much the same

Edit, addition: I did find his FB and LinkedIn back then and, even so, I’m still not 100% sure

Have you ever seen a group of more insecure looking people? They’re all one incorrect Wendy’s order away from a full-on performative nervous breakdown

Looks like a Who’s Who of the Herman Cain Awards.

I swear these types wear sunglasses because they’re extremely intimidated by eye contact

inbred, they could be related through sister/cousin/mother.

I’m very sensitive to bright sunlight so I always wear sunglasses like these. About 5 years ago my beard was on the long side. I looked like MAGA-man driving around in my old pickup.

I haven’t seen any purpose in watching a Super Bowl since I saw Janet Jackson’s boob. It won’t get any better

These are the people next door who have parties every weekend that end with a drunk couple having a loud argument in the backyard about their shit relationship and the hostess gets bitchy because they woke the kids up.

They’re all like video game avatars desperately trying to project who they want to be, hiding behind sunglasses as some kind of macho shield. If they could build images of themselves they’d all be modern tacticool versions of Col. Kilgore.