9 months before September is breeding season. They’re having birthdays; not celebrating their conception.
So let’s see… That’s… December. Oh. I guess it still is winter.
This is why I keep it to 0 friends
Normies. Your parents fucked like squares. Not like me. Pristine. Delivered by a stork. Still came out of the womb just so I could ruin something.
oh that’s why I have 4 birthdays in my family this week
The youngun’s call winter “cuffing season” for a reason.
I’ve heard that statistically November has a lot of birthdays, presumably because of valentine’s day. I was probably concieved on valentine’s day
There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter
Sweaty sex vs cracking a window when freezing
Voting begins now
Cracking a window and then still getting sweaty in the freezing air so you end up catching a cold.
Wait till you hear about this global warming shit…
It’ll make extremes more extreme. More indoor cold weather fucking!
This data analysis seems to suggest that yes, July through October have higher birth rates in the United States, with maybe 10% higher births than similar days between April and June.
Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them
Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.
Early to mid November is a tell-tale sign of someone being a Valentine’s gift.
Also some Christmas/New Years babies. Then just the general cold months not going out in the snow and it’s not sticky, so it’s a nice time to share warmth and snuggle
We have the same phenomena in the global south which is hot af at that time, so it’s more related to Christmas/New Year drunkenness imho. Or people not working and having more time to fuck
That ends up making things kinda sticky tho
Just for clarification: are we talking Valentine’s Day or is there a Valentine we should all know (if we don’t already)?
St Valentine. He’s pretty old, but he still gets around. The stories of him being executed in the 3rd century are exaggerated.
I have a mid-November child.
Nope, that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.
Ooops, you’re right. Thanks :)
Obviously fuck all on television after Christmas.
Most people live in the northern hemisphere, winter in January is cold and miserable for a lot of the planet. What do you think people are supposed to do inside? Play checkers?
Maybe not checkers, but there’s jumping alright
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Happy new year for some
