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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago

They just couldn't say the word

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They just couldn't say the word

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  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip
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    Couldn’t even say fornication?

    • Drewmeister@lemmy.world
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      I think “mating” is more effective. A minor double-take means you’re more likely to remember it. Besides, textbook writers should be allowed to fit in jokes where they can; their work seems dry as hell.

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        I love it when I stumble across incredibly human moments like this in textbooks in the wild. It really brightens my day because it reminds me that a person (or more usually, people) wrote this hefty tome.

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        Bingo.

        This way of doing it is more clever.

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    Fighting
    Fleeing
    Feeding
    Fornicating

    Problem solved

    • halvar@lemy.lol
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      forincating under consent of king

      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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        It’s good to be the King!

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    What’s a hippopotamus have to do with the 4H club?

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      Hungry.
      Hungry.
      Hungry.
      Hippos.

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    Aside from the feeding and mating; I always learned it was fight, flight, or freeze (fawn).

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    As it pertains to the function of the hypothalamus, what is the difference between fighting and fending?

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    Oooh, someone just started their freshman year and is taking Psych 101

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