I saw the headline and for a split second got excited for X-Com news. Instead, I got xitter.

* genie comes out through the nose

I LOOKED EVERYWHERE AND COULDN’T FIND THE COCAINE!

Robin Williams as The Genie
(R.I.P., you crazy bastard)

When you hear someone say "OMG, that puppy is so cute! I just want to eat it up!!!", what ever made you think that they were kidding?

Given the rest of the grocery list, I think it is unlikely that cooking will be involved.

The key takeaway from the article;

Hyundai: *Buys Boston Dynamics in 2021

Trump: “We’re going to bring manufacturing back to America!”
*Imposes tariffs on car imports

Hyundai: OK
*Deploys robots in Alabama plant to do tasks usually done by humans.

Airports are valid military targets. I am sorry that this affects you personally but that doesn’t make this missile attack a terrorist attack.

Furthermore, notice how western media didn’t call this Israeli air strike a terror attack. https://apnews.com/article/yemen-houthi-rebels-airstrikes-sanaa-israel-hamas-war-8f73755ccc47a34261cc041658403b4d

They are doing this with all the Ray-Bans they’ve sold? That’s crazy! There could be dozens of them.

Damn. Epic’s on a roll in my news feed this morning.

Actually, yes. It led to a huge lawsuit and changes in legislation regarding 401k contributions.

These types of requests always backfire. We got a similar request when I worked for a very large corporation and the very first thing I did was create a backup of our Lotus Notes and take it home. Just in case.

https://youtu.be/gCSWbTv3hng

It is bad news because it isn’t actually Spidey and now we have to suffer the disappointment.

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Yay?

Facebook Meta is a cancer.

I don’t kink shame.

“If I die, I want a loud death,” Hassouna wrote on social media. “I don’t want to be just breaking news, or a number in a group, I want a death that the world will hear, an impact that will remain through time, and a timeless image that cannot be buried by time or place.”

That was a tall order, but she managed it.

I wanted to type something hopeful uplifting, but that’s just not reality at the moment. I just hope (beg) that some day we can look back at these times and see them as horrors of the past, the way we see the Holocaust during WWII, and not just another Tuesday.