Why does he type like a phishing email
you have it backwards ; phishers talk like dads to gain their trust and steal their valuables
Haven’t even thought about this…😭
Be sure to update when he buys teletype machines for every room or installs pneumatic mail tubes all over the house.
I’m bored and lonely STOP
Come to my room to watch a movie STOP
I pick STOP
Your dad’s high I think
😭he picked The Mummy and Jungle Cruise as the movies.
Which Mummy? 1932, 1959, 1999, or 2017?
Your dad’s pretty alright.
Could be worse. Shame he didn’t share the uh, whatever he’s got.
Hell yeah. That’s the best one
He chose wisely.
it’s a scam or a trap.
he’s watching porn and the better of the two possible outcomes is that he simply doesn’t want to be interrupted enough to do his own kitchen run and he knows you’d be disgusted and leave right away…
the other scenario you probably don’t wanna know, but already do anyway.
Ex manger?
