He is fine they are just pretending there is a healthcare so everyone stops talking about the Epstein files.
I want to believe
I hope Trump gets better soon so he can release the Epstein files
I’m on board with every conspiracy I hear.
Careful… That kind of thing can lead to becoming a Republican…
i hear that trump is two horses in a trenchcoat trying to look human
He is actually half a centaur.
how did they only get back half?
Due to the hybridized physiology of centaurs they have separate sets of organs for the horse and human parts. Trump was a particularly inbred specimen where his entire front half was human rather than morphing into horse from the waist down.
Just two ass-ends shoved together.
So one horse and one centaur? Makes sense I guess…
This is slander against horses
and horse riders. if i gotta pick up my dog’s shit at the park they gotta pick up their horse’s shit.
*limited to trumps demise.
Ok I don’t usually laugh at liberals shitting on Trump (mostly because theyre not usually funny and fail at critizing him well) but this is actually funny.
I’m hearing many people saying that all we have to lose is our chains.
Edit: Or my all time favorite: https://youtu.be/j2KQYP6XR28
It’s all about class struggle. Not many people know this, can you believe that? A guy called Karl Marx said that, very smart cookie he was. I used to be on the side of the rich, but I’m switching sides. They call me working-class Trump.
Friendly reminder that Fetterman was always an asshole, the stroke didn’t change anything
Unfair, I think the stroke may have harmed his ability to hide his true self
I’m betting on micro stroke and some partial face paralysis. It was rumored he had micro strokes before. This time is visible so they have to hide his face for some time hoping he will get better.
He has a micro stroke every night while looking at the photo of Putin on his desk
Could Trump, theoretically, do enough good with the little post-stroke time he had left to cancel out the harm he’s done over the course of his miserable life?
And would it be enough to stop hating him?
I don’t know if you can really undo raping kids.
Robert Byrd comes to mind for some level of about-face though - entered politics through the Klan and filibustered against the Civil Rights act, but later in life was recognized by the NAACP. Still said/believed a lot of stupid shit though.
Unfortunately not. The second he stops being bribeable is the second all the ghouls he surrounds himself with will obliterate him.
It could stop a lot. It could prevent even worse shit.
But no, he isn’t likely able to do enough to stop you from hating him.
Fetterman was a silver spoon nepo baby who fooled people into thinking he was an every man with a hoodie and sandals. It was all a distraction and he was always rotten. I guess it’s more comforting for people to think he was ok till he had a stroke, rather than admitting he was always shit and fooled you
I’d settle for a Dave situation
“I understood that reference”
It would go a bit of the way, but would be pretty difficult to accept as honest regret/empathy and not just trying to save face.
“This is stolen land. Finders keepers.”
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