Remember, if a Nazi’s head is approaching your fist at a high rate of speed, don’t move your fist

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    Next time, his special interest will be swastikas instead of X-es. (I prefer the Greek alphabet, planets, and moons for naming things)

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 hours ago

    Remember, if a Nazi’s head is approaching your fist at a high rate of speed, don’t move your fist

    Einstein says motion is relative. 😉

    If a CEO just happens to accelerate towards a bullet, its not anyone’s fault.

    Not-Guilty, case dismissed!

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    4 hours ago

    Redo the high school algebra curriculum. Instead of solving for trains meeting, make it fists and nazis. The students would likely be way more engaged in learning.

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    4 hours ago

    Yesterday, whenever I crossed a Tesla I made sure to give them the proper salute followed by the proper finger.

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      3 hours ago

      Please don’t road rage.

      Instead, get a bunch of dog shit and smear them all over their car once they park it and leave.

      Remember to wear a mask, Big Brother (the cameras in the swasti-car) is watching.

      • aeiou_ckr@lemmy.world
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        2 hours ago

        Or you could leave someone’s expensive purchase alone. They could have bought it second hand, have a spouse purchase it for them, given as a gift, or bought it before we saw the shot show unfold. Because someone has purchased x product doesn’t mean they are of the exact mind. Yes they didn’t vote with their wallet like we would hope but you don’t know peoples situation.