Can I still mock them for continuing to own it though?

I’m getting some Micheal Jackson Thriller vibes.

Almost any protocol can be wrapped in any other protocol. You could, say, use bit torrent by encoding the packets and embedding the data in valid png files, then transporting them over http. As long as both sides understand the wrapping it’ll work just fine.

I’ve even seen http tunneled over DNS queries in order to completely bypass firewalls.

Couldn’t the site just host hundreds of test pattern videos, or something else that compresses super well in order to avoid that “one-third” bar?

I don’t control the job title my company gives me.