hansolo@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoOld Man Guide to Groominglemmy.todayexternal-linkmessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1243arrow-down113file-text
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minus-squareMilitantAtheist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·2 months agoDaily shave? No, I’m a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔♀️
minus-squareIapetus@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoWhat’s tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoFor a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoSir I have spent over 200 dollars on various pretentious oils. Allow me to simulate a personality. I have literally paid the fee.
minus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoas a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol always speaking like I’m drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes
minus-squareContextual Idiot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 months agoROCK AND STONE! WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH
minus-squaresugarfoot00@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoAnd as a fellow fat faced fella, it is the only way to establish a jawline.
minus-squareMilitantAtheist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agohttps://youtu.be/OckLXMG3Nhg
minus-squareTheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI was going to say, if we’re talking old man we’ll need to flip the green circles.
Daily shave? No, I’m a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔♀️
What’s tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?
For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality
Sir I have spent over 200 dollars on various pretentious oils. Allow me to simulate a personality. I have literally paid the fee.
as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol
always speaking like I’m drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe
any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes
ROCK AND STONE!
WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH WE’RE RICH
It camouflages my multiple chins.
And as a fellow fat faced fella, it is the only way to establish a jawline.
https://youtu.be/OckLXMG3Nhg
I was going to say, if we’re talking old man we’ll need to flip the green circles.