ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoNearly all of Utah is in drought. Gov. Cox again asks Utahns to pray and fast for rain.www.sltrib.comexternal-linkmessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down14
arrow-up1168arrow-down1external-linkNearly all of Utah is in drought. Gov. Cox again asks Utahns to pray and fast for rain.www.sltrib.comByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squarezib@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·3 days agoIf that doesn’t work, I hear ritual sacrifice is pretty effective.
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·3 days agoPro tipp: the richer the sacrificed person, the higher the chances for rain.
minus-squareprotist@mander.xyzcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoIt’ll work, you just have to make sure you don’t eat anything until after it rains again
minus-squareFredselfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoYeah bet 100 nucks he isn’t missing any meals.
If that doesn’t work, I hear ritual sacrifice is pretty effective.
Pro tipp: the richer the sacrificed person, the higher the chances for rain.
Spread the knowledge ppl!
It’ll work, you just have to make sure you don’t eat anything until after it rains again
Yeah bet 100 nucks he isn’t missing any meals.
What is that, like $1.00CA?