

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard today.
Shit, let’s just go ahead and outlaw bikes for kids. They might ride into traffic, or fall off and crack their head.
Better cancel sports as well, ever take a soccer ball to the face or a baseball bat in the rectum? Not pleasant.
I’d say let them sit in a safe space and read, but books can lead to thoughts and we all know how free thinking has created unrest in the populace, so we better ban books too.
Jokes on them. That’s her REAL kink.