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Android users won’t have a choice after a while.

I didn’t want Google Now. Uninstalled it, and it’s back and updated. Been fighting for years.

Yeah only reason Apple hasn’t done it is because they haven’t figured out a way to connect it all to its ecosystem.

Like they say, the Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

I work in tech and I hate it when non-security people talk about it.

It’s really painful to read about “a new hack that can affect billions of accounts” from a source, only to learn its some new social phishing method.

Where I grew up, meter checkers were getting threatened with assault for writing up parking tickets.

The current city I’m in, the meter checkers never leave their cars. They take a photo of the offense, and mail their tickets.

It also depends if they want to enforce it.

A lot of things are illegal to do in the US but ignored, but someone has to actively enforce it. Which is a police problem on its own.

That’s legal just don’t look at them or enjoy them.

Cameras. They fucking hate body cameras. When it clears them of wrongdoing, they have the video ready. When they ‘accidentally’ shoot a guy nine times in the back of the head, video seems to be missing.

When Amazon bought Whole Foods, I had hoped they’d lower prices to a more reasonable level.

Nope. Still $8 for the same exact $3 product elsewhere.

Incredible. What a great comment.

What?! Lemme get outraged and blame the parents, then post some Facebook comments about how outraged I am!

We’re also cutting Veteran benefits, which has been a recurring thing.

I do volunteer for a Unitarian church and a Buddhist temple! Nailed it.

I support a few religious organizations through volunteer work.

My rules for these organizations are simple:

1. The religion takes a back seat to helping the community
2. They’re not preachy or trying to convert people
3. They don’t diddle little kids.

You’d think it’ll be easy to meet that criteria.

Nah dog. We ain’t cheering. We eating popcorn.

Im going to need you to explain this meme. Because the source link and the meme itself doesn’t connect at all.

And you know what they call a quarter pounder with Cheese in Paris?