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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Palpable Nonsense!

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Palpable Nonsense!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    MWAAAAH the French!

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    Gives succulent Chinese meal vibes

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      This Gentlemen, is Democracy manifest!

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      DONT TOUCH MY PENIS

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        This is the bloke that grabbed me on the penis

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        Ah,I see you know your Judo, sir!

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    Aaaaahhhhhhhhh, the shrimpfriedricewasalwaysknown for its excellence

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      We fry no rice before it’s time.

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    I hope this takes off like a moth.

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      I miss lämp

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    Experts will tell you they drink Paul Masson Pinot Chardonnay because of its full varietal aroma, brilliant color and long pleasant finish. What they mean is…it tastes good. Paul Masson will sell no wine before its time.

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    Quite right. It’s human fried rice with shrimp.

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      A human? Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the land’s very own abominable and chittering roach, was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?

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        All right, fine. It’s wok fried rice… No, wait, I see where this is going.

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    Reminds me of Matt Berry as Lazlo in What we do in the Shadows.

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    What are we going to do tonight, Brain?!

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    hear me out

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    It is worth hearing him say this, if you haven’t.

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    Nope, you’re just eating that muddy roach…

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