Fucked a couch. Killed the pope.

Also: Cis people when they find out there’s trans fats in the potato chips.

HONK!

BMI compared weight to height squared and is known to be inaccurate for the very large and very small.

A fairer comparison would be simple cubic scaling, which gives roughly 1000x the height and width of a large adult.

Thou shall not give money to Mel Gibson.

No, the flour married the starter and had a poofy baby.

That’s plan B

They’re water carrying vessels which oxidized when cut, like an apple turning brown.

It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere.

Pretty sure everyone here can think of a sixth.

Lyft blames their driver but they’re the ones who gave their drivers audio recording software in the first place.

Can we get a 0-minute timer?

Everytime I tell Shorts to go away, YouTube tells me it will bug me again next month.

In the 80’s it was a poor backwater that was starting to take American jobs making cheap plastic crap.

Vaycay, baybay

Find some artists you like on DeviantArt. Should have no trouble finding skilled artists who are OK with the themes.

Take the job, and as part of doing a good job, you should point out, ONE TIME ONLY, that they’re using the incorrect word.

Back this up with an “appeal to authority” citing a dictionary definition and a style guide from an expert on anti-harassment training.

If they don’t accept your correction, drop it.

That’s doing your job to the best of your ability while not hurting your own livelihood.

Just last night I was listening to Bach’s BWV 182 and wondering what non-Christian devotional music has such broad appeal.

Plain chanting is boring, but maybe there’s some Muslim or Buddhist polyphony I’ve been missing out on.

What’s that Churchill said about being the worst thing except for everything else that’s been tried?

Hello? Internet Police? I’m in this meme and I don’t like it.

You could start by telling us what program is giving this error.