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Haha, this proves that god is not a source of morality, and instead is a dictator. I’ve killed everybody I want to kill, which is nobody, even when god isn’t there to stop me.
I’ve killed everybody I’ve wanted to and had the capability of killing. Which is nobody.
According to the Bible Satan gave us knowledge and God wanted us to remain stupid so he punished us. Fuck God, Hail Satan
Remember kids, God told the first lie, and the Serpent only ever told the truth!
God: Here’s some plagues, floods, and famine. Now worship me.
Satan: Anyone interested in some sex, drugs, and rock and roll?
Good Guy Satan wants to get educated and get an abortion that could save your life.
Satan is also pro masturbation. He’s got my vote.