It’s the subtle garlic taste with the oil on the bread for me. Idk why it’s so good.

He won’t even apologize for it but instead doubles down. Maybe we should double down on this, too.

Name one good thing you’ve done in the last year, Melon Husk.

Not the extra long wings 😂

I’ve been kind of on the fence about this but then research found that people who physically or verbally express their anger tend to get angrier or delay calming down, contrary to conventional wisdom. I wonder if there could be a similar pattern with this so now I’m hesitating.

I like drawing on chalkboards and have been doing it for an ice cream shop for a while now. It’s kind of conventional but the medium isn’t so I often find little resources on how to do it when I have to get inventive because they like me drawing their food.

And damn foine

The second time they do it. You get one chance to do some mild shit and I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. Of course, I don’t announce it but I keep tabs.

Industrial plies & an electric sander, with a bit of motor oil to keep your skin moist and smelling great

Not sure if you’re a pragmatist or a cheap bastard *squints*

Hah! Joke’s on you. Unless I’m rubbing it against the sides I don’t think I’d ever feel it. #smolppgang

*chokes* Fair enough. 😶

Congrats, now your IP is on a list somewhere! :D

Weird to think he puts it on every morning thinking it looks good on him, just like Trump does with his terrible tan. Republicans have a thing for gaudy and tacky like no other.

Damn, daddy Charlie looks like he could be packing.

Let’s be honest, it’ll be nothing but dildos and fleshlights for the first year and a half. We’ll be swimming in life-like toy dicks before anyone realizes we can do anything else with it.

pretty neat that the gene responsible for cat colouring is called KIT, science proves we named kitties correctly

Me side-eyeing the Sonic hedgehog protein that “regulates the embryonic morphogenesis in all animals”. 😒

I wouldn’t be so sure with the way disinformation has been used recently, it’s an effective tool.

But don’t you know? YoU’Ll gEt mOrE cOnSeRvAtIvE aS yOu AgE! Biggest fucking lie of my life.

“I like pot and hookers and pretend I’m better at managing money than you.”