That’s a terrible explanation lol

I love pet owners who listen <3

Ohh, I know of one sack lying piece of shit orange man with a fake tan who could use some concentrated sun rays. And quite a few of his accomplices.

Not mine. Where the hell are you staying that you get these people? lol

Why do we keep expecting cats to behave like dogs? They’re a completely different species with their own body language and habits. Rather, observe what they do. They are greeting you in their own way.

An alternative that tracks

Reminded me of NY Gays vs LA Gays

(Part 2 recently *cough* came out)

riding the gay bus

Don’t forget the important details.

I was gonna say, so it’ll be about the same, but socialist? Right on!

Saying “bless you” for sneezing is the most bothersome human interaction (to me) that serves literally no purpose but people pretend that it does to justify doing it out of habit. And, oh boy, have I gotten so much shit for it.

Same here, but when I manage it, it comes out in a thick Spanish accent that I usually don’t have. 😅

On a universal scale, I find that very likely, actually.

I really hope those weren’t immigrants, or this story would have a very different tone to it.

Oh, I know the feeling, but only for a few days. That shit’s so stupid, how everything that could go wrong, goes wrong.

You’re right, but it’s also like a 9:1 ratio between penis-havers and vagina-havers doing the violence and the raping. 🤷‍♂️

Sure, but ghost stories are fun and it’s also fun trying to figure out what it could’ve really been.

Alright, I got one.

One night, I was sitting alone in the house playing video games in the middle of the night. There was nobody else in the house besides my cats, who usually spend the night lounging around. Well, out of nowhere, I hear the microwave go off, as if someone pressed three buttons and hit “start” in the same manner and rhythm that I usually do. I was in complete disbelief and walked out of my room. I could see the microwave working from where I was standing, so I walked up to it, goosebumps and all, and manually turned it off. This happened one other time on its own, and I have no idea what could’ve caused it.

I still shudder at the thought that it could’ve started a house fire without us knowing why or how.

There’s some concern, and no doubt LLMs will have an influence, but I don’t think it’s going to be anything major or any different than the C doctors we have now. Don’t underestimate people’s desire to learn and excel on their own and the prestige of institutions in maintaining their academic standards.

Lack of real alternatives, I guess? This is the alternative to the other site, but I’d love it if there were similar sites with different focus and different people.

Me: [drops summoning stick] Huh, I can’t believe that worked…

Someone in the distance: Erm, that’s ackshually not a summoning stick ☝🤓