That’s AI. You can tell by the normal sized face.

At least share it with some context 🙄

Even I have exchanged pleasantries with people who have talked shit behind my back. People forget they’re all essentially coworkers who need to get along to some extent.

Join my anti-prayer circle! Meant to undo all the praying the Christians aren’t doing, but claimed to do. We’ll do nothing and succeed.

No, I clapped their cheeks. 😏

And they taunt you! They’ll either crawl up or jump out at you to make you panic, but those fuckers quickly meet my chancla.

We also have the tiny ones that I’ve began squishing with my bare hands. Fuck it, I don’t care anyone, there are so many of them despite having a clean house. I think I kill 3-4 per night.

She did good

You know what, I think I’ll file my taxes instead.

I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! 😍

Oh, I forgot about that! We usually get the plastic bottles now that Oxxo and 7-Eleven dominate the corner stores. And since I’ve stopped drinking soda altogether, the only bottles with a deposit I get are the caguamas. 😅

Yes! It was common to get your drinks in a bag in Mexico, especially if they were fresh-squeezed juice or chocolate milk from a street vendor. I’m not sure why it’s Coke in a bag in this one, but it’s not unusual.

trawling Reddit for stupid bullshit

They have one post from there, calm down 😂

Instructions unclear: released the hounds.

We have back problems now, Lauren.

Probably because they want to target software that cracks theirs to avoid ads, like ReVanced.

*strips naked* I’m ready for you, babe *flexes*

I’m on board with ethical and opt-in telemetry. Knowing how your users interact with your app is very useful, but not many companies can show restraint when money is involved.

I can see replacing cash with transfers but not removing currency entirely, but that’s my POV. What would you replace it with instead?

Kami means god in Japanese. It also means hair. Kami Katze.