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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Nothing ever worked out for Inspector Gadget without Brain and Penny’s intervention. Dude’s gonna have fake snakes pop out his ears like those gag cans, but then a child and her dog will show up and save the day.

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      I hate when I open up a case of brain only to find out it was just gag spring snakes again.

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    "What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?

    Ah you know what I’ll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code’s easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Theres also the bitcoin wallet app I use, same exact code except with an added one one at the end, the app is literally just called crypto it’s got a blue icon with a spiky white logo. Good ol’ phone code. But at least now I’ve bought enough time for POCKET SAND!"

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    “‘Have a gun pointing to my head.’ Checked.”

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    Just Mahna mahna

    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      Live longer if you said Dee Dee De dee de

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    Pull trigger to continue.

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    never gonna give you up…

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    deleted by creator

  • dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.

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    Omae wa mou shindeiru.

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    lowers gun and shoots you in the back

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    You forgot to turn off the safety

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    you’ll never find all the bombs before they go off without me.

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    “Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”

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      They’ll remember you for the rest of their lives.

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      Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠

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    “It’s ok Scooby, this is the good ending, pull the trigger.”

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    Penis

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